Owl Ring Bearer at Wedding

Brant and Sherri are chatting about a wedding where an owl was the ring bearer. The majestic bird swooped down the aisle with the ring, winning Brant’s approval for its uniqueness. But, hold onto your feathers, Sherri shares the reality of how the owl went rogue and attacked guests, knocked the best man off his chair and created chaos. Brant however, sees the silver lining and humor of the situation. 

He is the only one.

Transcription:

Brant:

I keep you updated on all the big political news that everybody’s talking about. Oh, hey, we can we…

Sherri:

Oh no!

Brant:

I’m sorry. We have breaking animal news. There’s animal news that just broke and we break out with the animal news that just broke.

Sherri:

Just broke out.

Brant:

That broke out. And here is the story. This is such a great idea. This is actually really beautiful. They had a wedding, this happened, and they had an owl, OWL a bird, he’s the ring bearer. And so the owl flies down the center aisle, comes up front, and then daintily drops the ring. And it was a really beautiful idea.

Sherri:

I saw that story. He attacked people, but I don’t know that this music is appropriate for what actually happened in the story. He attacked the best man. He attacked other people, knocked the best man off his chair. It was a catastrophe.

Brant:

You can focus

Sherri:

Calamity

Brant:

I guess, if you want to take a negative spin on it.

Sherri:

Those things happened though, didn’t they? So what was beautiful about it?

Brant:

There was a couple attacks.

Sherri:

There were By whom?

Brant:

By the owl.

Sherri:

Right! Okay.

Brant:

You know what? Everybody thought it was very entertaining. They laughed. It said here it was hard to even get the crowd back under control because they were laughing.

Sherri:

Because they were terrified, Brant.

Brant:

They weren’t, no, it says they were laughing. Brought laughter from the wedding guests. They thought it was funny.

Sherri:

Sure. Everyone’s huddled up there in the emergency room cracking up.

Brant:

Anybody who’s been… This is my thing. It’s my segment.

Sherri:

Here comes the ambulance! Ha ha ha.

Brant:

Anyone who has ever been to a wedding knows that it needs to be lightened. There’s something that breaks the,

Sherri:

Breaks the tension.

Brant:

Breaks the tension.

Sherri:

Ohhhhhh.

Brant:

Anyway, it worked out really well and I salute this owl. This has been breaking animal news. Ignore the naysayers out there. The negative nay bobs the negativity…

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