So, Sherri and I are here to talk about the church nursery—you know, that mysterious back room where small humans go in with goldfish crackers and come out with glitter in their hair and someone else’s socks. Anyway, we got on the topic of the little number system they use to alert parents mid-service. You’ve seen it: you’re deep in worship, and suddenly—bing!—your kid’s number lights up on the screen like they just won something at Chuck E. Cheese.
Naturally, I had a thought (as one does): what if we made this… competitive? Like, put some stakes on it. Who’s gonna get called out first? Who’s melting down by the second song? Imagine people nudging each other in the pews—“I got five on 47. That kid looked shifty at drop-off.”
Of course, Sherri—because she’s Sherri—takes it even further. She’s imagining full-on nursery odds and halftime commentary. “Ooh, #32’s overdue for a blowout, folks. This could be the week!”
Look, I’m not saying we should turn church into a Vegas sportsbook… but I’m also not not saying that.
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